We were skeptical, but check this girl out. We mean….DAYYUUUUMMM. [she's TEN! tentententen] We were probs playing the SIMS in our beds at that age trying to find out the password to get a million dollars [hint: rosebud]. Simon Cowell has just signed her for a record deal and we’re re-evaluating our lives.

Here she sings with her dad. Just get blown away folks.

Reading FM today one of our staff writers found this little gem:

In case you can’t read that little box quite right, here’s the actual text:
Two true things:
1. Thanks to the Class of 2013, visits to Stillman for alcohol-related issues have reached a historic high
2. The Class of 2013 is the most socioeconomically diverse class in Harvard’s history

Giving no context for these “two true things”, we wonder how FM will defend this. Don’t see what we mean? Publishing these “two true things” is not only totally irrelevant, but implies that the greater socioeconomic diversity at Harvard somehow explains the rise in alcoholism. Transitive property. Y’all are smart, you don’t need us to explain why this is super fucked up.