It was announced last Thursday that keyed Adobe products are no longer available on the FAS Software Downloads website. This means no more free Photoshop, Illustrator, or Dreamweaver for students. This means students will have to resort to using Harvard’s computers to access this software for free. This means students will have to resort to looking at fugly ass posters. This mean students will have to resort to pirating the eff out of everything.

Rumors have made the rounds that Adobe simply asked for way too much money ($5mill) in licensing their products to Harvard. And with Harvard’s budget in the craphole, Harvard was like, “LOL THAT’S RILL  FUNNY, FORGET IT.”

Let’s pour out some liquor for the aesthetically pleasing posters, programs, websites, etc. that will never make it into this world. Or our campus. Whatever.