We also hope they made Long-Johnson proud.

The most awesome ticket ever created. Courtesy of Collin Jones ’12 and Pete Davis ’12.

We are proud to announce our official endorsement of Ebrahim-Cao for the Undergraduate Council.

Don't mess. They've got neon yellow vests.

Aside from the fact that they are generally baller individuals, we appreciate their efforts to facilitate fundraising efforts for groups on campus, to involve student groups more in the Financial Committee of the UC, to encourage the opening of more social spaces on campus by increasing their affordability and availability, and to utilize the internet for bettering student life on campus.

A special thanks goes to Coe-Li for their hard work campaigning, and to Jones-Davis for having the best campaign song known to man. It may or may not be on repeat on our iTunes account.

Happy voting, all!

No, this is not another UC election stunt to convince you that they, finally, will be the ones to get Harvard students out of their respective study shells (or so we think). However, in yet another effort to increase interactions between undergraduates on campus, the website, www.harvardlunch.com, has been launched, to randomly pair up students to share a dhall meal together.

According to the website, “After freshman year in Annenberg, we often settle into groups (blocking groups, concentrations, houses student groups) and don’t venture outside them. HarvardLunch gives you the opportunity to meet and/or network with people you might never meet otherwise in the Harvard community.”

Annenberg...where social interaction comes to live and die at Harvard. (From the Office of the Arts website.)

It’s not clear who started this website or exactly when it was launched, and it’s still listed as in beta form. However, all you need is a Harvard e-mail address to add your name to the group of 52 people (and counting) that the site claims it has already helped introduce.

Let’s see if Coe-Odess-Li, Ebrahim-Cao or Jones-Davis can do any better.

Finally a way to reserve a room without having to climb up the bureacratic ladder of Harvard interwebs and fruitless e-mails! This new website created by the UC has consolidated all of the rooms available for reservation and included: “region, building, room number, type of room, capacity, projector?, computer?, who can reserve the room, permitted reservation times, extra notes,” and then you can just click “RESERVE” for more info a.k.a. reserving the room. We salute you UC, this is really convenient.

JUSTIN BIEBER.

Just sayin. Look at that little Canadian G. He caused a mall riot for God’s sake. Who can resist the charm of a love ballad to us in sung with a feigned gangster persona. At any rate, maybe Usher will come with to cheer him along? We know what you’re thinking. His age? Don’t even fret over it. We were all fifteen once…

Then again, you should abide by the Golden Rule of hook-ups: your age divided by two plus seven. If they are that age or above you’re in  the ethical clear. Works every time. Except when they lie  (lying is not cool). But that’s why we have wikipedia for Mr. Vandersex Bieber.

Some people have asked why Noice isn’t covering the UC election scandal slash shitshow. So here’s all we have to say about it.

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