Diary of a Closeted Male Miley Cyrus & Taylor Swift Fan
Posted by Kathleen French on November 13, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Continuing our Diary of a… series. Inspired by Harvard FML.
October 3, 2009: Damn it. My roommate came back while I was in the shower again. Singing. Loudly. No, I’m not in any of the a capella groups. WHY THE EFF IS PARTY IN THE U.S.A. SO DAMN CATCHY. I want my testicles back. I feel like R. Kelly. She’s like 11. But…I just want to move my hips like yeah. I guess I never got the memo…
These bros dig Taylor Swift. Do you?
October 12, 2009: Caught humming “Love Song,” in the line in Annenberg today. New low. Wasn’t even a girl, couldn’t have played it off as the sensitive guy moment—like yes I do understand your soul and I would never be responsible for the teardrops on your guitar. It was some guy on the football team. He could take me with his pinky. He could take me out in one pinky slash. Thanks Taylor Swift. At least my death will be swift.
October 23, 2009: On my run today “Nobody’s Perfect,” came on and I got caught at a light and couldn’t cross—and not realizing how loud it was playing and how much I was bobbing my head, a little girl, about the age of 12….yeah definitely 12, laughed at me. She laughed at me. I’m just going to Hemenway and watching some Ultimate Fighting while I pump iron. Just after I finish running to “Best of Both Worlds.”
Every week, Noice brings you a playlist centered around a theme. To celebrate the first Noice Playlist, we asked each staff member to send out some suggestions, and we arrived at this: the Really Hipster/Taylor Swift Interrupted By Kanye Playlist. Music is after the jump. Enjoy!
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