Does Harvard seriously need yet another creepy website? Don’t we foster enough stalking behavior with Isawyouharvard!? Do we really need to “pass notes” now too?! Last time I checked, this was Harvard, not the second grade.

The newest site to hit the big Crimson is Harvard Note Pass. It is an exclusive chat service for Harvard students. You log on and then it enables you to chat with others in your large lecture class.

One: aren’t you supposed to be paying attention?! And two: if that really cute boy wanted to talk to you, you’d have his number or at least be facebook friends—don’t be creepy and start up a convo in the middle of Ec10!

So what do we think? Yay or Nay?

Harvard? More like StalkVard. Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!
This week’s playlist brings you a bunch of old and new classics on the stalkery/lovestruck theme of our newest favorite Harvard Internet 2.0 meme: ISawYouHarvard.com. Also, who knew that Sting was such a creepster?

Get the full list of songs here

Hi there. This is The Voice Ninja. Who am I? Why have you never seen or heard of me? It’s because I’m a ninja, duh.

Occasionally I’ll come out of the shadows when The Voice hires me for a little espionage. While it’s of questionable morality, sure, I like to think of it as community service. No but really, my feudal Lord (aka TF) caught me plagiarizing in lit-sex and they made me agree to either do this or take a gap year.

So here I am, hiding out in a tree, watching a final club’s induction…or what looks like the beginnings of one. Which final club you ask? Well…it’s the tacky one that looks like a Cantabrigian Hooters: The Owl. And this isn’t the first time they’ve let their owlets outta the bag.

What follows after the jump are the notes I took from the event. Some highlights: random dude with axe, typical bro behavior, and somebody playing Joan of Arc in the leaves.

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!!!PUUURPLE!!!

Hot damn. Some crazy jonx went down at 45 Mt. Auburn earlier tonight.

It was the most rip-roarin’ event since the Big Bang. It was epic. It was Miltonian. It was… The Seneca Info Meeting.

Noice sent one of its bloggers (thaaat’s me!) to investigate the goings on of this semi-secretive and mostly just mind-bogglingly vague “women’s organization.”

Some of you may be wondering whether The Seneca is just a modified female final club with a paper application, or whether it’s a politically correct front for a money laundering scheme.

While I can’t guarantee that much information on the latter was gleaned, I bring to you the who-what-where and the who-wore-what of the information event of the week. Read more after the jump.

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Everyone at the Harvard-Brown football game was there for one reason, and one reason only: to see Emma Watson. However, sightings were rare and Harvardians openly speculated that she wasn’t actually in attendance. We would like to set the record straight. She was there, we saw her, we photographed, and here’s the proof. Take that!

Emma, we love you!

Note from the Editor: There seems to be much ado about nothing over this photo and liveblog. Understand that these live tweets were made to be intentionally outrageous and overblown. As for the photo, it was taken on happenstance — one of our photographers happened to leave the game at the same time as Emma and snapped a quick photo. (September 27, 1:47AM)

[10/01/09] See additional Note from the Editor here.

4:17:01 PM: I think the game’s started! I think.

4:25:21 PM: The Brown crowd is like soooo small.

4:26:37 PM: I love drunk bros.

4:33:02 PM: Defense! Defense!

4:34:18 PM: Brown is cheering. This can’t be good.

4:34:42 PM: SAFETY SCHOOL

4:38:14 PM: TOUCHDOWN

4:42:16 PM: Let’s go Hermione! lolz

4:50:32 PM: EMMA WATSON HAS BEEN SPOTTED!!! – AS

4:50:59 PM: EMMA IS HERE.

4:53:43 PM: spotted: cops chasing two kids thru the brown section… emma’s security? -AS

5:04:57 PM: In enemy territory. Lookin for a certain witch.

5:14:56 PM: Still searching.

5:27:44 PM: EW FAIL! *t least we’re winning the game… oh wait, no we’re not :( -AS

5:38:28 PM: Losing the game..

5:54:01 PM: so we didnt find ew but we did shake hands with someone who shook hands with her! -AL & AS

6:16:18 PM: Omg We’re winning

6:39:02 PM: WATSON FOUND. i repeat WATSON FOUND

6:39:36 PM: And We’re still winning!

6:45:19 PM: people are chanting “clock”. I’m scared

6:46:31 PM: I think they fixed the clock now. Still winning!

6:48:46 PM: Omg someone got hurt

6:51:57 PM: VICTORY

EDIT: So these times are off by about 3.5 hours, but THAT’S OKAY.

EDIT2: Emma Watson photo, right hurrrr. VICTORY! Stalking success. Football success. Overall great success.

EDIT3: See Note from the Editor here.

Harvard: 24, Brown: 21

Champs.

*Please see Editor’s note here.