No seriously. I think about that a lot. If anyone knows, hit me up. I’m getting worried. It’s like when MJ died and NO-ONE seemed to care about the real issue of: “WHERE IS BUBBLES?”

Anyway, there are things going on in the world. Namely, this make-up tutorial that was introduced to me by a truly wonderful human being. This is downright perfection. I’m thinking I might see the movie again and take her tips.

But many of you are probably not thinking about things like “how can I look like a Na’vi?” or “Why did Oprah dress up like Lady Gaga [refer to below]?”

You’re probably thinking about how in nearly a week you’ll be back in the ‘Bridge. Excited? Pumped? Depressed? Got your classes planned? No comment from me on that one. I’ve been consumed in the six full seasons of “Six Feet Under,” which I unhealthily cannot stop watching. Unlike all of the other shows I’ve become obsessed with, however, I do not seek/want to become a mortician. Praise be to Gaga. I also cannot stop watching the epic duel going on between Conan, Leno, and now Kimmel (who completely destroyed Leno on his OWN show. And it was as great as it sounds).

My one hope for this second semester of 2009-2010 is that we can all just get along like we used to in middle school…I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy…

SEE YA SOON!