PETA Makes Pita With New Cookbook
Posted by Henry Woodward-Fisher on October 6, 2009 at 8:30 pm
In-your-face vegan food. Mmhmm.
Snowballs from hell?
Half-assed chili?
Broke-ass cinnamon rolls?
Butt ugly sticky buns?!
Don’t be alarmed. It’s PETA’s Vegan College Cookbook!
Noice was at the COOP Tuesday evening to taste, prod, and scratch our heads at a veritable smorgasbord of PETA-blessed vegan food aimed at the average college bro, nerd, Harvard student, etc.
To entice us to buy, a selection of dishes from the cookbook — microwave-baked “Beer Bread,” vegan shepard’s pie and a selection of salads — were all on offer.
Our verdict? The beer bread was edible, but not my first choice of call when it comes to baked goods. Salads were salads, and the shepard’s pie was stone cold.
Noice gets the very strong feeling that a board room of PETA execs sat down and, in an attempt to solve the problem of how to recruit cool young things like us to join the animal rights movement, pulled together a cookbook that attempted to demonstrate how viable it is to become vegan.
Sadly, all they came up with was this:
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