We never thought we’d say this, but Princeton University’s actually becoming less lame in our eyes. Watch the video below, which features their half-naked swimmers lip-syncing to Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream. We always had a thing for water sports, and now we know why!

The Men’s Swimming and Diving Ivy League Championship takes place next week, from Thursday to Saturday (March 3-5), at the Blodgett Pool. You know you want to be there. Or at least at the after party. Who knows which one of these Princeton parodists will be sticking around. And then you can tell everyone that you hooked up with a (very attractive) YouTube sensation. It won’t be a walk of shame, but of fame. Hey, we’re all about the silver lining here at The Voice.

OMG MOOSE!

Unless you have been living under a rock, are Amish, or were raised by wolves, you must be aware of the phenomenon that is Twitter and how it is taking the world by storm. Everyone from professional athletes to to acne-covered tweens is tweeting, but there is one particular account that caught our eye at the Voice.

The account name is “Harvard Hoochies” and the bio reads that the account holder(s) are “BU biddies, hooching and husband hunting at Harvard Final Clubs. We ward off RUHGs (random ugly Harvard girls)…frequently.”

One gem of a post reads, “when you slip a final club man your number, make sure it’s not on a piece of historical paper with their founders’ story#oopsydaisies” while another boasts, “Owl, ad, fly… All conquered last night”.

BU Biddies talking after a successful night of Final Club raging...

To follow the BU biddies on their search for love, money, and men, simply visit https://twitter.com/harvardhoochies and let the amusement begin!

In the recent wake of a heightened number of LGBT teen related suicides, 50 Cent let loose this little gem on his twitter.

Grammar errors aside (NO I’M SORRY IT’S YOU’RE), people in the public eye never seem to learn that if they harbor discriminatory feelings to perhaps not broadcast them to the entire world. This, of course, is to be said after the fact that it’s a shame he thinks in such a way regardless. For an actual effective project being done to combat the problem of suicides within marginalized communities, Dan Savage, a noted American author, has started a YouTube phenomenon called the It Gets Better Project.

Hey Fiddy, weren’t you shot nine times? One would think you would place a higher value on living. The world would, in fact, be a better place without comments such as yours.

As an aside…25 is a very arbitrary number. Were you up to something before 25 50 Cent? #doseofyourownmeds

As you may or may not know, this fine evening was Harvard Night at Fenway Park! Lookie! We’re famous!

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If you’re obsessed with the movies like myself then you watch all of these award shows and pretend that, instead of being on your futon/couch/floor you are in fact there and sippin’ the bubbly next to Clooney. So, given this theatrical spirit I give you my:

SAG AWARDS PREDICTIONS OF 2010

I would establish a pool but I don’t know what gambling laws are and yeah…

So here’s how I usually do it: RED means who WILL win, BLUE means who SHOULD win. If the should and will are the same in my mind then it’s just red. I hope you’re keeping up; I know this is a really complex system.

FILM

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
“The Hurt Locker”
“Precious”
“Nine”
“An Education”
“Inglourious Basterds”

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
Jeff Bridges, “Crazy Heart”
George Clooney, “Up in the Air”
Colin Firth, “A Single Man”
Morgan Freeman, “Invictus”
Jeremy Renner, “The Hurt Locker”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side”
Helen Mirren, “The Last Station”
Carey Mulligan, “An Education”
Gabourey Sidibe, “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ By Sapphire”
Meryl Streep, “Julie & Julia”

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Matt Damon, “Invictus”
Woody Harrelson, “The Messenger”
Christopher Plummer, “The Last Station”
Stanley Tucci, “The Lovely Bones”
Christoph Waltz, “Inglourious Basterds”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
Penelope Cruz, “Nine”
Vera Farmiga, “Up in the Air”
Anna Kendrick, “Up in the Air”
Diane Kruger, “Inglourious Basterds”
Mo’Nique, “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ By Sapphire”

Outstanding Stunt Ensemble:
“Public Enemies”
“Star Trek”
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”

*note, i don’t know what qualifies as KRAZYAWSOM stuntin’ so, this is guestimation

TV

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
“The Closer”
“Dexter”
“The Good Wife”
“Mad Men”
“True Blood”

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
“30 Rock”
“Curb Your Enthusiasm”
“Glee”
“Modern Family”
“The Office”

(kills me b/c i love 30 rock, but they’ve won everything for the past three years)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
Simon Baker, “The Mentalist”
Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad”
Michael C. Hall, “Dexter”
Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”
Hugh Laurie, “House”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actress in a Drama Series
Patricia Arquette, “Medium”
Glenn Close, “Damages”
Mariska Hargitay, “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”
Holly Hunter, “Saving Grace”
Julianna Margulies, “The Good Wife”
Kyra Sedgwick, “The Closer”

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
Steve Carell, “The Office”
Larry David, “Curb Your Enthusiasm”
Tony Shalhoub, “Monk”
Charlie Sheen, “Two and a Half Men”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actress in a Comedy Series
Christina Applegate, “Samantha Who?”
Toni Collette, “The United States of Tara”
Edie Falco, “Nurse Jackie”
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, “The New Adventures of Old Christine”

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
Kevin Bacon, “Taking Chance”
Cuba Gooding, Jr., “Gifted Hands”
Jeremy Irons, “Georgia O”Keefe”
Kevin Kline, “Great Performances: Cyrano de Bergerac”
Tom Wilkinson, “A Number”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actress in a Television Movie or Miniseries
Joan Allen, “Georgia O’Keefe”
Drew Barrymore, “Grey Gardens”
Ruby Dee, “America”
Jessica Lange, “Grey Gardens”
Sigourney Weaver, “Prayers for Bobby”

Outstanding Stunt Ensemble:
“24?
“The Closer”
“Dexter”
“Heroes”
“The Unit”

(*again, i’m no stunt expert)

ANYWAY, if I’m correct on all of these (maybe with the exception of the stunt ones) someone (or I) am buying myself new shoes. MMK? Awesome. \

What do you think?

Yeah, you read that correctly. Some lady decided to get all creative and completely subvert the whole I AM NOT EATING IN THE MONTHS LEADING UP TO MY WEDDING THING and essentially be buried in her own edible dress. Creative. Well, except for the fact that there wasn’t really a lady who decided to wear this at all, but this was actually an artistic endeavor. POETIC LICENSE MMK. The woman’s name is Lukka Sigurdardottir and I have no idea where she’s from or what motivated her to do this. But it looks DELICIOUS.

Also in case you were bored and wanted to see what Lifetime and Megadeath have in common you should take this quiz to see whether the title is that of a Lifetime movie or a Megadeath song. You will fail. Unless you really like Lifetime and/or Megadeath–in which case, you really should try some new activities. Badminton is really picking up steam again.

In the world of science there is always crazy stuff happening: weird t-shirts, batteries that now run on human blood, and of course…actually I have no idea, I’m of the humanities. I just thought these shirts were FUNNIE….but in that, never actually wear them kind of way. Like a bonnet!

Also, Conan is officially out (though with 32.5 million dollars in the bag). I’m still bitter though because he should have gotten a chance to get the Tonight Show going. AND NBC IS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY HIS INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY like the masturbating bear! FASCISTS! At least there is 3o Rock. If there wasn’t, I would be leading a full blown march from Texas to New York City, channeling the stamina of Forrest Gump and demanding donations from ABC, Fox, CBS, and Dippin’ Dots in case I get hungry.

Last, but certainly not least, the founder of the real liberty bell, Taco Bell, that is, passed away today. Glen W. Bell was 86. May the oceans of heaven overfloweth with Baja Blast good sir. Say hi to the chihuahua for me. We had a thing.

What I’m waiting for is the inevitable parody of “Tootsie Roll” to coincide with the following image of America’s sweetheart Snooki and her upside down crazy ass.

Between her faux-leather leggings, signature hair “poof” and incredible ability to match and bend, I think that we are witnessing a true star being born. Really, though, this looks kind of like a birth. Either way, she’ll probably have her own show soon. I feel like a bus will probably be involved. Or Tila Tequila. What a show that would be. A Punch at Love with Snooki & Tila. Contestants will clock Snooki as hard as they can to show her their love while Tila dances on a pole. The ratings will be RIDICULOUS.

Keep your pimp hand strong Snooks…keep it strong.