Hell yeah son! Playboy has ranked Harvard as one of the top party schools in the nation. MSNBC reports that it is the only school in New England to be on the list. The University of Colorado at Boulder grabbed the number one spot.

Do you agree? Work hard play hard, right?

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For the ugly sweater party…

santa stuck in a tree!

For the Naughty Christmas Shindig…

oh la la!

And last, but not least…

too much milk and cookies?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS from THE VOICE!

…Unless you’re Paris Hilton (and if you are, then hey Paris!)

We’re serious. Last Saturday, residents of Pforzheimer House’s infamous party suite – the Belltower – discovered a chihuahua wrapped in someone’s coat in one of their bedrooms as they cleaned up the semi-demolished suite after a Halloween blowout, appropriately titled “Sin: A Night of Hell in the Pfoho Bell.”

We don’t know about you, but whoever left a live animal behind and then refused to take responsibility committed a sin, all right.

A series of messages sent out by “Bell Tower,” the unofficial Facebook account for the party suite, chronicles the unlikely event.

Bell Tower – November 1st at 12:14am

Sinners,
If you lost something / left it behind as an excuse to talk to one of the cute guys that live here. Send Bell Tower a message and we’ll tell you if we have it. We’ve already returned an iPhone and a Blackberry.
AND WHOEVER LEFT THEIR CHIHUAHUA BEHIND NEEDS TO PICK IT UP IMMEDIATELY!!! SERIOUSLY WE ARE TAKING IT TO THE POUND ON TUESDAY.

Bell Tower – November 3rd at 3:28am

Seriously, we are taking this dog to the pound tomorrow. We will give you $30 to adopt it or $10 if you put us in touch with the original owner. Please don’t make us do this.

-Bell Tower – November 5th at 2:44pm

We just wanted write everyone who was concerned a follow up about Bell Tower’s Chihuahua incident.
We actually put flyers up in the North Cambridge/ South Arlington Area. After 4 days, we spoke to three families and actually got to pick a good home for the chihuahua. He will be moving in with the Daly family in Arlington. They plan to name the dog Youk after some Red Sox player and will be giving him as a gift to their son Ryan. While this actually turned out to be a happy ending, the next person who brings a live animal to the belltower will be covered in vodka and lit on fire.

Together with the Belltower Boys, Noice breathes a sigh of relief for the chihuahua’s fate. “[F]ear not, friends, the chihuahua is safe,” reads the Facebook status of a Belltower resident yesterday.

“Just who the fuck does that?” commented another Belltower resident, upon being asked for a final comment.

But seriously. WTF?

So what if the weather forecast says the weekend is going to be cold (46-47 degrees) and raining? If there’s one thing we know, it’s that Harvard students like to be challenged. Fix your umbrella, go out and have fun!

Friday

1. SEA Night 2010: SEA Our World – A Night of Food and Festivity

What? Southeast Asian food (8 course dinner), performances, fashion show and an all-expenses paid date for a lucky guest and one SEAsian lady. Calling all Harvard men and women with flaming yellow fever!

@ Lowell Dining Hall. 8:30pm-10pm. $5 (Tickets available at the door)

2. Harvard-Radcliffe Orchestra Spring Concert

@ Sanders Theater. 8-10pm. Student price $6/8/10

3. Cabaret Sauvignon – A Kirkland Drama Society Original Musical

@ Kirkland JCR. 8-10pm. FREE. Also runs on Saturday, same time & place.

4. Harvard Ballet Company presents: Silhouettes

@ Harvard Dance Center (60 Garden St.). 8-10pm. $8.

5. Notables Concert

@ Lowell Lecture Hall. 8-10pm. $6.

6. BITE M.E. Benefit Dance

@ Pfoho Dining Hall. 10pm-2am. Might cost money but we’re not sure how much.

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Okay,  so apparently, despite the fact that Halloween is Saturday, Halloween will begin early in Cambridge with a “Monster Mash” parade in the Square and lots of mimes and people in costumes performing for your enjoyment. The target audience is admittedly for the “I think I’m ready to get out of diapers” crowd, but if you click here you can scrounge out some sweet deals compliments of Halloween that are currently going on. For example, Baskin Robbins has Haunted House cupcakes. I don’t know how that works, but I want to climb in one and eat my way out. If that’s not your thing, Curious George is making an appearance in the Square to read to you and the kiddies. The festivities begin at 4 p.m. and will wind down around 8 p.m. I would recommend wearing your most scantily clad costume to create an interesting juxtaposition with all of the kids dressed as Winnie the Pooh. ETC.