4:17:01 PM: I think the game’s started! I think.

4:25:21 PM: The Brown crowd is like soooo small.

4:26:37 PM: I love drunk bros.

4:33:02 PM: Defense! Defense!

4:34:18 PM: Brown is cheering. This can’t be good.

4:34:42 PM: SAFETY SCHOOL

4:38:14 PM: TOUCHDOWN

4:42:16 PM: Let’s go Hermione! lolz

4:50:32 PM: EMMA WATSON HAS BEEN SPOTTED!!! – AS

4:50:59 PM: EMMA IS HERE.

4:53:43 PM: spotted: cops chasing two kids thru the brown section… emma’s security? -AS

5:04:57 PM: In enemy territory. Lookin for a certain witch.

5:14:56 PM: Still searching.

5:27:44 PM: EW FAIL! *t least we’re winning the game… oh wait, no we’re not :( -AS

5:38:28 PM: Losing the game..

5:54:01 PM: so we didnt find ew but we did shake hands with someone who shook hands with her! -AL & AS

6:16:18 PM: Omg We’re winning

6:39:02 PM: WATSON FOUND. i repeat WATSON FOUND

6:39:36 PM: And We’re still winning!

6:45:19 PM: people are chanting “clock”. I’m scared

6:46:31 PM: I think they fixed the clock now. Still winning!

6:48:46 PM: Omg someone got hurt

6:51:57 PM: VICTORY

EDIT: So these times are off by about 3.5 hours, but THAT’S OKAY.

EDIT2: Emma Watson photo, right hurrrr. VICTORY! Stalking success. Football success. Overall great success.

EDIT3: See Note from the Editor here.

Harvard: 24, Brown: 21

Champs.

*Please see Editor’s note here.