Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise must be feeling a bit neglected lately. With HarvardFML.com launching Harvard students to fame almost daily, students just don’t get excited anymore by the so-called celebrities frequenting our campus. Rather, our attention has been captured by the likes of red scarf Polish girl, Wigg A girl, or — most recently – K-pop Loving Turk.

The last person — Mr. Turk, let’s call him — is perhaps the most obscure of all. Sure, we know where Wigg A is, and what red scarves are, and hopefully where Poland is, but what’s all this about a K-pop loving Turk? Is K-pop a type of soda? Should we stock up, so that we can sip it conspicuously during Gov20 in the hopes that we’ll capture the attention of some tanned Turkish hottie?

Noice knows such questions are running through the minds of Harvard students everywhere, so we’re here to unravel a bit of the mystery surrounding Mr. Turk. Thus, Noice presents A Guide to K-pop. Because how else are you going to impress this famed personage without versing yourself in his interests?

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Are YOU the “K-Pop loving Turk” of Harvard FML fame? Noice would like to speak with you. And gaze into your K-pop-loving eyes and offer you autographed Shinee albums. Contact us at thehvoicemail@gmail.com.

For those of you unfamiliar with our newest FML celeb, just click here, and ye shall be enlightened.

PS – Gov-20 Italian boy of Harvard FML fame, don’t think you’re off the hook yet. We’re coming for you too.

PPS – Same goes for Wigg A girl.

PPPS – Don’t be scared! You didn’t choose fame. It chose you.