Her (politically incorrect) Campus?

A few discoveries and comments:

- LOOK HOW WHITE THE BOYS ARE. Like, every single one of them. (And you criticized us for the lack of diversity in our calendar. Next to this list, it’s practically the flag-bearer of diversity in America.)

- Harvard has no representative. We’re too busy occupying Lamont to care about hot freshmen.

- We question certain choices. Really, guys, really?

Check out the full list of finalists for the online magazine’s national search for the most attractive freshman guy here.

Continuing Noice’s “Diary of A…” series. This is installment number two.

1:00 p.m. – Still have seven minutes before class starts. I show up on Harvard time because I can. Because I’m a sexy teacher. Because half the class is hott for teacher. Because I grade their papers and they undress me with their eyes.

1:07 p.m. – Yeah, that girl just swooned a little. Eye contact averted with her. Good class today. I’m feeling it. Let’s talk about sadomasochism shall we?

1:13 p.m. – Wow that girl just accidentally said “orgasm,” instead of “organism.” She has since gone to the bathroom. Can’t wait for her to come back.

1:17 p.m. – Oh, she came back. No need for any more blush today.

1:20 p.m. – Did someone seriously just ask me if I’ve ever experimented with this stuff? We’re reading “Venus of Furs,” this is not an episode of Maury. God, I look good today.

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