Posted by The Voice Staff on December 1, 2010 at 2:14 pm
There is nothing that Noice cares more about than your welfare. We give you HarvardFML to voice your romantic yearnings and sexual frustrations. We give you “Some Dude” and his wildly popular Relationship Advice column. And ’tis formal season, we proudly present our super-quality Matchmaking Machine to find you a date for formal!
Fill out this form as soon as possible, and we’ll find you a hot date to show off to your friends and especially your foes on the night of your formal. Hurry!
Satisfaction promised,
With love,
The Voice Staff.
Posted by April Sperry on December 1, 2010 at 11:29 am
With reading period and finals week rapidly approaching, it’s easy to get lost in the stress of the end of the semester. But here at the Voice, we want to remind everyone that the holiday season is also approaching. It’s the first of December, the beginning of the most wonderful time of the year.
It's not Santa's sleigh, but it brings the cheer
This morning, Cambridge City workers were spotted decking the halls and adorning the Square’s lampposts with greenery and red and gold ribbons. A few strings of lights have already made their way onto the streets and more are undoubtedly to come.
DECORATIONS ROCK
Let’s get festive Harvard! Don’t get so lost in the finals season that you forget the holiday season. The weather’s getting cold, but it’s time to feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
What a well dressed lamppost
Posted by The Voice Staff on November 25, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, we at the Voice hope that you are having a lovely Thanksgiving holiday! We are thankful for your dedication to our site – and are thankful that you are willing to share your turkey/tofurkey with us! Wait…did we not mention that earlier?
Happy Thanksgiving, guys. Enjoy it.
Blast from the past, anyone?
Posted by Kathleen French on February 15, 2010 at 7:40 pm
We bet you got a lot of work done this weekend. Are we right?
Posted by The Voice Staff on November 24, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Give thanks this year for brevity! Noice wishes you happy travels (or non-travels) this Thanksgiving with its fourth installment of Harvard Haiku. This time with 36% more tryptophan!
International:
It means I will be alone
All friggin’ weekend.
Airport arrivals,
My mom will probably say,
“Harvard made you fat.”
Four days with the fam,
No clam chowder on Friday.
How will I survive?
Black Friday, it’s on.
If only Neiman Marcus
Would take Crimson Cash.
There is nothing that Noice cares more about than your welfare. We give you HarvardFML to voice your romantic yearnings and sexual frustrations. We give you “Some Dude” and his wildly popular Relationship Advice column. And ’tis formal season, we proudly present our super-quality Matchmaking Machine to find you a date for formal!
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