On Harvard Time releases their annual “Fuck Yale” video – and it’s funny as hell.

Keyword: tried

This is really just painful to watch. It’s like someone filled a dump truck with awkward, terrible jokes and put them into Final Cut. And damn, Yale – y’all sure have a lot of our swag?

Clearly they didn’t learn their lesson from last year because they used that damn song again. Points for new ideas!

We can’t wait to see how much better Harvard’s is…

It’s one thing to be a part of the record-low 6.2% admitted Harvard batch. However, when you start to boast about it on the most irrelevant merchandise (what does admission rate have to do with football spirit anyway?), it just shows how desperate you are to let the world know about your academic glory.

Not cool, Harvard. One would expect more ingenuity from this “chosen 6%.”

(Inspired by this article.)

Harvard has received a fortuitous leg up in our quest to not have the worst sex lives in the Ivy League.

RIP Yale Sex Week, 2002-2011. (Photo credit: Yale's Broad Recognition magazine.)

Yale president Richard Levin announced last week that activities of the college’s “Sex Week” may no longer take place in Yale’s facilities or use the school’s name.

According to this article, Levin’s decision was based upon a committee report examining how to combat sexual harassment and violence at Yale. The document stated that Sex Week at the school deviated from its intended purpose of sex education, and prominently featured “titillating displays, ‘adult’ film stars, and commercial sponsors of such material.”

Fellow Harvard students, this is our chance. Hopefully our football team won’t be the only thing scoring at Yale this weekend.

You know how you know you go to the number one university in the world? Your college even wins at the contest of issuing the best most-useless degree.

According to this Huffington Post article, Harvard tops the list of colleges at which to major in English. (Incidentally, we are apparently also the haven for those who “hate to do chemistry experiments.”) Institutions we beat out for this prestigious honor include Oxford, Yale, Columbia and Stanford.

So, humanities concentrators: when, in October after graduation, you find yourself sitting catatonically on the couch with eyes glazed over, watching an MTV Jersey Shore marathon at 1 in the afternoon, at least you can take comfort in knowing that, because you went to Harvard, you are definitely the best at it.

Winning, 1636-Present.

Photo credit: theantiyale.blogspot.com, mosaicofart.blogspot.com

T-4 days ’til the big H-Y 2010. T-shirts abound, stories of old victories are brewing, and vuvuzuelas are starting to pop out of the woodworks. Just in case you needed another reason to get pumped about destroying Yale, here’s a new video released by On Harvard Time to remind you of why you should be thankful that you DIDN’T choose Yale.

Bring it on, Yalies. BRING IT ON

In case you were hiding under a rock when Yale released this, in all seriousness, then you will fully appreciate the brilliance that is OHT’s creation.

It’s the weekend of The Game. If you’re drunk already, we’re not surprised. This weekend is for raging, and raging only (and maybe football). We hope you gained some insight about The Game in our Guide to the Game today, but here are some events we’ve scouted out for you to enjoy at Yale.

THE RAGEFESTS

Dance Party with Pance Party
It’s a Harvard-Yale dance, open to all Harvard and Yale students. Uh oh.
Friday, 10pm-2am
Location: Commons

Elixir
Hosted by the Asians of Yale (and Harvard). And we all know how hardcore Asian parties are.
Friday, 10:30pm-2pm
Location: Downtown at the Taft (261 College St; ½ block past Claire’s)
Tickets: $5 at the door

A CAPELLA FOREVA
(seriously, there’s a ton)

Doox et Veritones
The Duke’s Men of Yale & The Harvard-Radcliffe Veritones
Friday, 10pm

Yale/Harvard Football Concert
The Yale and Harvard Glee Clubs
Location: Woolsey Hall
Friday, 8pm-10pm

The SOBs and the Opportunes Do Harvard-Yale: A Joint Concert
Yale’s Society of Orpheus and Bacchus and the Harvard Opportunes
Friday, 8:30pm
Location: JE Dining Hall

Yale/Harvard Jam: The ‘Winks and the New Blue Host Harvard!
The New Blue, The Spizzwinks, Harvard Din and Tonics, and the Radcliffe Pitches
Location: Sudler Hall (Room 201), WLH
Friday, 8:30pm

Have a safe weekend everybody! GO CRIMSON, woooo.

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