…Unless you’re Paris Hilton (and if you are, then hey Paris!)
We’re serious. Last Saturday, residents of Pforzheimer House’s infamous party suite – the Belltower – discovered a chihuahua wrapped in someone’s coat in one of their bedrooms as they cleaned up the semi-demolished suite after a Halloween blowout, appropriately titled “Sin: A Night of Hell in the Pfoho Bell.”
We don’t know about you, but whoever left a live animal behind and then refused to take responsibility committed a sin, all right.
A series of messages sent out by “Bell Tower,” the unofficial Facebook account for the party suite, chronicles the unlikely event.
Bell Tower – November 1st at 12:14am
If you lost something / left it behind as an excuse to talk to one of the cute guys that live here. Send Bell Tower a message and we’ll tell you if we have it. We’ve already returned an iPhone and a Blackberry.
AND WHOEVER LEFT THEIR CHIHUAHUA BEHIND NEEDS TO PICK IT UP IMMEDIATELY!!! SERIOUSLY WE ARE TAKING IT TO THE POUND ON TUESDAY.
Bell Tower – November 3rd at 3:28am
Seriously, we are taking this dog to the pound tomorrow. We will give you $30 to adopt it or $10 if you put us in touch with the original owner. Please don’t make us do this.
-Bell Tower – November 5th at 2:44pm
We just wanted write everyone who was concerned a follow up about Bell Tower’s Chihuahua incident.
We actually put flyers up in the North Cambridge/ South Arlington Area. After 4 days, we spoke to three families and actually got to pick a good home for the chihuahua. He will be moving in with the Daly family in Arlington. They plan to name the dog Youk after some Red Sox player and will be giving him as a gift to their son Ryan. While this actually turned out to be a happy ending, the next person who brings a live animal to the belltower will be covered in vodka and lit on fire.
Together with the Belltower Boys, Noice breathes a sigh of relief for the chihuahua’s fate. “[F]ear not, friends, the chihuahua is safe,” reads the Facebook status of a Belltower resident yesterday.
“Just who the fuck does that?” commented another Belltower resident, upon being asked for a final comment.
But seriously. WTF?