Haven’t you heard? Youtube is going nuts for this adorably bro-y rendition of Call Me Maybe. This reminds us of that time the Princeton swim team did Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream. We are secretly hoping that this becomes a trend and that other athletic teams will soon hop on-board.

Follow the jump to see the British diving team lip-synching and cartwheeling to Sexy and I Know It. Can you say abs?

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Because we know you’re procrastinating, too.

The HarvardHoochies Part 2: We asked some bros for their thoughts on these controversial Twitter lasses. Read our original interview with the girls here.

Meet the “Bro Panel”:

- Bret Voith, a senior resident of Lowell House and former co-captain of the varsity Water Polo team. The Hoochies have endearingly called him “sexual vanilla popsicle.” How fast will they devour him post-thesis/Lamont?

- Jeff Lee, a senior History of Art and Architecture concentrator in Kirkland House. He wants to “play water polo during the day and model at night for the rest of [his] life.” He promises to hold the key to activate the HH’s yellow fever.

- Water Sports Bro: Because we really needed another ball-hurling, speedos-wearing panelist.

- Hot Bro: Strong arms. Strong arms.

- Mysterious Bro: We don’t know any more about him than you do. We like the air of mystery though.

- Shirtless Bro: We have nothing on him except that he looks hot shirtless. His teammates agree. Bromance.

- Random Bro: He dropped by one day and left a random comment.

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Well, apparently, too much fun. A certain resident of Pforzheimer House was obviously ticked off by loud noises emanating from the next door neighbors at the wee hours, presumably because those kids were “arranging furniture.” At 3 a.m. (Exaggerated wink)

Read below for the hilarious email, which was sent over the House’s open list this afternoon. Now, we at The Voice are all for “fun” activities at Harvard. But it was a Monday during midterm season, guys. Tsk tsk.

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Dear Neighbors,

Judging by all that movement and ruckus in your room last night, I can only conclude that had a lot of fun arranging the furniture. I wish I could have joined in, but I was just too tired to get up. 3:00am is awfully late at night to worry about interior design, but to each his or her own.

It sounded like you guys struggled to move the bed, evinced by the rhythmic spurts in which you accomplished said task. If it was any earlier (say, 2:00am) I would have gladly come in and helped.

I couldn’t help but notice you kept moving your bed around for a good thirty minutes or so. Some advice: before I rearrange the furniture I generally start with a plan, that way I don’t spend a lot of time moving things. You shouldn’t move furniture on a whim, or else you’ll tire yourself out after a while. Trust me; my cousin is an interior designer. With respect to all that heavy breathing, this tip could save you a lot of trouble in the future.

Regardless of your struggles I can only imagine you had fun, judging by those ooh’s and aah’s after every couple of movements. I’m actually impressed; I’ve never quite experienced such enthusiasm and passion over dormitory decor myself. You would probably get along with my cousin. He gets really excited over interior design, too.

Number one feeling right now: Demetri Martin is hilarious. But the dog Bruce on the show is even funnier. Watch this now if you want to laugh. Seriously. I’m just cracking up. It’s ridiculous. Best way possible of course.

On to other interesting things. LIKE THE MF’N SUPERBOWL. There are a million places holding things on campus–and they’re likely all in your events feed on Facebook therefore I am not going to say where they are. I will be watching it on my futon in my room and making everyone in my dorm wish they had earplugs/wonder if I’m injured. Equally loud people will be present, some will have accents, and one will not understand football. But that’s ok. Because the Saints are going to win. WHO DAT.

Speaking of football this kid (David Sills), who is THIRTEEN years old, is already signed to USC to play football (QB) in 2015. HE’S THAT GOOD. IS THAT EVEN ALLOWED? I DON’T UNDERSTAND. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND?

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No seriously. I think about that a lot. If anyone knows, hit me up. I’m getting worried. It’s like when MJ died and NO-ONE seemed to care about the real issue of: “WHERE IS BUBBLES?”

Anyway, there are things going on in the world. Namely, this make-up tutorial that was introduced to me by a truly wonderful human being. This is downright perfection. I’m thinking I might see the movie again and take her tips.

But many of you are probably not thinking about things like “how can I look like a Na’vi?” or “Why did Oprah dress up like Lady Gaga [refer to below]?”

You’re probably thinking about how in nearly a week you’ll be back in the ‘Bridge. Excited? Pumped? Depressed? Got your classes planned? No comment from me on that one. I’ve been consumed in the six full seasons of “Six Feet Under,” which I unhealthily cannot stop watching. Unlike all of the other shows I’ve become obsessed with, however, I do not seek/want to become a mortician. Praise be to Gaga. I also cannot stop watching the epic duel going on between Conan, Leno, and now Kimmel (who completely destroyed Leno on his OWN show. And it was as great as it sounds).

My one hope for this second semester of 2009-2010 is that we can all just get along like we used to in middle school…I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy…

SEE YA SOON!