Submitted by an actual Voice frosh.

Dramatic interpretation.

12:00am – Finally got out of Slumber Party and itching to commence the real celebration of the night. Yep, that’s right! It’s River Running time, folks!! HUPD and CUPD (? Cambridge Police? Canta Popo?) catch me if you can! The willful will prevail and the timid shall be Quadded!

12:07am - Text from Currierite best friend, “Drop by and visit me!” Not wanting to hurt best friend’s feelings, but it’s called River Run for a reason! Neglect to reply. Will just tell her that i’m too drunk to know which shuttle to get on at this point. V. scared of catching the LMA2 by mistake and getting deported to the scary land of disenfranchised geeks, a.k.a MIT.

12:10am - Penguin House here I come! Quincy is sweeeet. Have you seen the view from New Quincy? Am talked into taking double shots by blockmates and sketchy looking senior dude in a hoodie. It’s fine. I’m all about utilizing (free) resources. Feeling v. upbeat and happy.

12:20am – Basking in the glory of Voicelove at Leverett. If you ever need a reason to comp The Voice, this is it. Read the rest of this entry »

Hello Kitty + oil + curlers + snowballs = HUPD's January

Just because you go home, that doesn’t mean that HUPD stops working.  That said, the number of police reports did dramatically diminish over the past few weeks.  The decrease in the student body means fewer parties to shut down and fewer laptop thefts.  Even so, the Harvard Police Logs do not fall short when it comes to stories sure to make you laugh, tremble, or simply wonder.

This report from Christmas Eve is actually quite sad.  Don’t laugh.  That was somebody’s Christmas package.  Just picture somebody using all four of these gifts at once.  How happy would she have been then?

12/24/09 6:12 PM – 95 Prescott St. – Theft Report

Officer dispatched to take a report of items stolen from a package.  The package contained a Hello Kitty pajama set valued at $40.00, olive oil valued at $10.00, hair curlers valued at $35.00, and a snowball maker valued at $15.00. Read the rest of this entry »