Harvard students just can’t hold it all the way to the bathroom.

Last year, someone took a big ol’ poo in Quincy (and then stuffed it in a dropbox) and what WHAT what, it’s happened again, but this time in the Quad. We received this message that was sent over Pfoho’s house mailing list, and oh how we cringed.

“I stepped out of my room in Wolbach this morning and was greeted by an awful smell. Then I noticed a giant pile of shit on the stairwell between the second and third floors. I don’t know who’s responsible for the act itself and I wouldn’t care if the mess could somehow clean itself up. But it can’t. And the custodians should not have to deal with it. If you know who might have done it (whether you were with them when they did or hosted one of the watering holes they passed through on what must have been a pretty crazy night) please get in touch with that person and tell them to come over to the Wolbach stairwell and clean up their mess. Restore my faith in humanity because right now I’m pretty pissed off.”

Party fouls happen, but that’s no excuse to take a dump on the stairs. Also, once is an accident and twice a coincidence. One more doodie incident will turn this whole situation into a big shitty pattern. Let’s not let it get that far, mmm?

STOP IT, KAY?

Making the rounds on open lists signed “xoxo, Gossip Girl”, comes this video*. It’s supposedly copying this video (try not to blush) but to what effect, you’ll have to decide for yourself.

And in case all the dancing made it inscrutable, it’s been made [to "ruin political aspirations"]  in the hopes of promoting two Halloween performances by Harvard’s own Expressions Dance Company:

What: “Experiment” Let’s Experiment!!!
When: October 31, 2009 (Halloween!) 3pm and 7pm
Where: Lowell Lecture Hall Tickets $7

*They also made this if somehow the first one wasn’t enough for you.

EDIT: This video was apparently too raunchy to handle and is no longer available for public viewing. Bummer.

Oh the tourists touch
But shan’t ever know just what’s
Happened to that toe