With the Freshman Snow Ball and other events coming up on campus, I think it’s only right that we treat Russia and it’s token girl to come over to the States and perform her beat-boxing routine for everyone. We’ll have to work on the pauses for her to catch her breath and the whole communism thing, but I think something can be arranged.

Also, in other child-news, parents keep putting their daughters in beauty pageants. Now they have dentures called “flippers,” and it’s just as freaky looking as it sounds. I watched Free Willy as a kid. Now, those were age-appropriate flippers. This makes me think I’m looking at an ad for 28 Days Later: When Bleach-Blond Children Attack

I’m still scared. Just FYI.

Also, in honor of MLK day and all of the children in the world, all public schools in Denver proved JUST HOW FAR WE’VE COME with its lunch menu….

(Also: this is mildly related and awesome…it appeals to the youth?)

Last but not least in a disturbing/clever/genius? ploy to get the youth of today to read books that aren’t riddled with misspellings and SPARKLE LOVIN’, some publishers have re-issued classics with covers that can only appeal to the twihards that have overtaken the streets and the bestsellers lists.

I don’t know about you guys, but with this stamp of endorsement I am going to be ALL UP IN THAT WUTHERING HEIGHTS. all up in it.