FIRST OF ALL. ZOOLANDER 2. IT’S HAPPENING. I don’t know about you guys but when I heard this today I freaked out and immediately wanted to get a frap and go have a gas station oil fight. But to each their own.
Also, Canadians know how to celebrate a win. Too bad the Olympics might be punishing them for straight up busting out cigars and bubbly on the ice.
Speaking of the Olympics, a new London logo was just released and it’s REALLY GOOD. At least there are no subtle/strange undertones like the other one (it’s below the awesome one)…I mean, really look at it.
If anyone was near Mower A last night they would have heard my roommate and I yelling “SICK, OH MY GOD, SWEET, A DOUBLE MCTWIST!?” We didn’t really know what these terms were but she had a poster of him in her locker circa 2006 and I used to play Tony Hawk Pro Skater like it was my job. Well, it paid off for us because our yelling clearly led Shaun White to his second gold medal in a row in the Olympic half-pipes. Also, I would just like to point out that a) the faceplant that, that one guy had looked like it really hurt and b) why are snowboarders wearing jeans. Not bendy.
His hair so crazy. Anyway, America continues to do really well in Vancouver across the board. I asked my British friend downstairs how they were doing and he was unsure if they were even in it. Sorry motherland! Speaking of:
I feel the same way little one. The same way.
Hey, it is a party in the U.S.A. with all this gold. AMMIRIGHT?
Number one feeling right now: Demetri Martin is hilarious. But the dog Bruce on the show is even funnier. Watch this now if you want to laugh. Seriously. I’m just cracking up. It’s ridiculous. Best way possible of course.
On to other interesting things. LIKE THE MF’N SUPERBOWL. There are a million places holding things on campus–and they’re likely all in your events feed on Facebook therefore I am not going to say where they are. I will be watching it on my futon in my room and making everyone in my dorm wish they had earplugs/wonder if I’m injured. Equally loud people will be present, some will have accents, and one will not understand football. But that’s ok. Because the Saints are going to win. WHO DAT.
Speaking of football this kid (David Sills), who is THIRTEEN years old, is already signed to USC to play football (QB) in 2015. HE’S THAT GOOD. IS THAT EVEN ALLOWED? I DON’T UNDERSTAND. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND?
i think, in all seriousness, people shouldn’t take themselves so seriously. this is the best time that we will have in our lives. really, the best. we’ll grow up, we’ll get jobs (hopefully, economy permitting), we’ll try to find ways to be happy, we’ll try to find people that make us happy–but right now the world is just sitting there, waiting for us to pick at it like one of those really awesome clementine oranges that are so fun to unwrap. so this is just my form of a PSA. if you’re stressed, freaked out about the future, tired of rejection, intimidated by comps–remember it’s life. we live it once. we don’t always get what we want, but if we dwell on that then there will just be more harvard fml’s to read. and yes, those are entertaining, but try not to stress yourselves out too much. go out this weekend, meet new people, do something you’ve always wanted to–we have so little time.
also, i’m still waiting for a skins party. so…someone work on that.
I think it’s safe to say that most of the things that are sold on Skymall are pretty ridiculous. But, of course, there are those that are so absolutely absurd that they must be celebrated in some capacity.
In lieu of the popularity associated with the Snuggie and the Slanket it only makes sense that someone made a cocoon, put a NASA-esque stamp on it, and said people should zip themselves and their babies into a bag to fly. Can you imagine sitting next to someone that actually puts this on and is in it for the entirety of the flight? What if they were on the aisle seat and you had to get out and go to the bathroom? Accidental cocoon lap dance methinks. Clearly that’s why it was made. It’s not like you can get up quickly when you’re ZIPPED INSIDE OF AN IN-FLIGHT BODY BAG SNUGGIE.
Ah, but of course it gets better–because what would life be without necklaces for alcoholics? Why hold your wine when you can wear it! I don’t know about you guys but this is clearly the next pimp cup. WHO SAID LANYARDS WEREN’T COOL? Just wait–all the freshmen will bust out those orientation week lanyards, but now…they will drink from them. Actually, perhaps what is most disconcerting is that there’s a review for this product. No less a one star review. WELL NO DUH ANON REVIEWER, DID YOU REALLY THINK WALKING AROUND WITH A GLASS FULL OF WINE ON YOUR NECK WAS GOING TO GET YOU FRIENDS?
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