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Hell yeah son! Playboy has ranked Harvard as one of the top party schools in the nation. MSNBC reports that it is the only school in New England to be on the list. The University of Colorado at Boulder grabbed the number one spot.

Do you agree? Work hard play hard, right?

After reps from the University of Miami flew up to Boston to try to get Crimson Basketball’s Coach Tommy Amkar to ‘take his talents to Miami,’ he has ultimately decided that he’s sticking with the Crimson. ESPN reports that, “in just four years at Harvard, Amaker, a former Duke star, has led the Crimson to their top two winningest seasons and two postseason appearances.”

When asked for comment, Amkar remarked: “I am appreciative of and flattered by the interest shown in me by other fine universities, but I am proud and honored to represent Harvard…I look forward to continuing my efforts to teach, lead and serve at this great institution.”

Yep, you read that correctly. In an attempt to get off of the waitlist at Harvard, Grace Oberhofer composed a song to the admissions office and then posted it on YouTube.

We’re gonna have to agree with Yale on this one thing…if she does get in she’ll always be “that girl with the waitlist video.”

According to the Yale Daily News, senior Michele Dufault of Yale passed away last night after an accident in the Sterling Chemistry Laboratory. Dufault, an astronomy and physics major from Massachusetts, had been working in the Laboratory’s machine shop when an accident occurred involving one of the shop’s machines.

As University Secretary Linda Lorimer said in a campuswide e-mail, “By all reports, Michele was an exceptional young woman, an outstanding student and young scientist, a dear friend and a vibrant member of this community. We will find ways in the next day to gather to celebrate her life and grieve this loss.”

Today, administrators are gathering to discuss the accident, while all classes at Sterling have been canceled.

Our thoughts and condolences are with the Dufault family and all of Yale at this time.

Come to Harvard Cancer Society’s Date Auction this Thursday! Proceeds, including the sale of food and drinks, go to support the American Cancer Society. So there, you’re bidding on a hot date for a good cause. Wink wink.

When: Thursday, April 14th, 9pm – Midnight

Where: Uno Chicago Bar and Grill

Who should be there: The single and fabulous. The attached and adventurous. The sexually frustrated, or just curious. So you, yes, all of you.

RSVP on the Facebook event page here.

But really, what else are you going to do on a Thursday night but check out random strangers and score potential formal dates. House formals are coming up!

Word on the street is that several members of various athletic teams have offered themselves up for auction, as well as a familiar staff writer of The Voice. All were asked to send in photos of themselves, which will be projected on a screen during the event. We should all be there for that segment.

Start your action-packed Prefrosh weekend the right way! It’s all in the name of charity, after all.

According to eyewitness sources, this morning two men were apprehended in Canaday Courtyard after a number of police motorcycles, cruisers, and HUPD officers on foot chased them down.

Some sources say the two men had stolen/attempted to steal phones from T-Mobile and tried to hide in the Women’s Center before realizing there was no way out.

UPDATE: According to an eyewitness, there were about three young men (younger than college students) who ran into the Women’s Center basement in hopes of hiding, but were apprehended at the top of the stairs by waiting police officers.