Being a freshman boy just got more awkward.

Excitement ensued when a “select” group of 2015 guys earned this exclusive invite. They donned their best jackets and ties, dreaming of final clubs and avoiding their typical weekend (getting laughed at by final club bouncers, wandering Mass Ave in a crowd of at least 15, and being busted by their proctor before even getting a buzz). Once again, the upperclassmen were the only ones having real fun – turns out the invites were a fake.

Thanks to the Lampoon for pulling this Wednesday night prank. Sorry boys – maybe next year! Regrets only indeed.