Noice Plays Matchmaker
Posted by The Voice Staff on December 1, 2010 at 2:14 pm
There is nothing that Noice cares more about than your welfare. We give you HarvardFML to voice your romantic yearnings and sexual frustrations. We give you “Some Dude” and his wildly popular Relationship Advice column. And ’tis formal season, we proudly present our super-quality Matchmaking Machine to find you a date for formal!
Fill out this form as soon as possible, and we’ll find you a hot date to show off to your friends and especially your foes on the night of your formal. Hurry!
Satisfaction promised,
With love,
The Voice Staff.
i am cool.
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