Yeah, you read that correctly. Some lady decided to get all creative and completely subvert the whole I AM NOT EATING IN THE MONTHS LEADING UP TO MY WEDDING THING and essentially be buried in her own edible dress. Creative. Well, except for the fact that there wasn’t really a lady who decided to wear this at all, but this was actually an artistic endeavor. POETIC LICENSE MMK. The woman’s name is Lukka Sigurdardottir and I have no idea where she’s from or what motivated her to do this. But it looks DELICIOUS.

Also in case you were bored and wanted to see what Lifetime and Megadeath have in common you should take this quiz to see whether the title is that of a Lifetime movie or a Megadeath song. You will fail. Unless you really like Lifetime and/or Megadeath–in which case, you really should try some new activities. Badminton is really picking up steam again.

In the world of science there is always crazy stuff happening: weird t-shirts, batteries that now run on human blood, and of course…actually I have no idea, I’m of the humanities. I just thought these shirts were FUNNIE….but in that, never actually wear them kind of way. Like a bonnet!

Also, Conan is officially out (though with 32.5 million dollars in the bag). I’m still bitter though because he should have gotten a chance to get the Tonight Show going. AND NBC IS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY HIS INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY like the masturbating bear! FASCISTS! At least there is 3o Rock. If there wasn’t, I would be leading a full blown march from Texas to New York City, channeling the stamina of Forrest Gump and demanding donations from ABC, Fox, CBS, and Dippin’ Dots in case I get hungry.

Last, but certainly not least, the founder of the real liberty bell, Taco Bell, that is, passed away today. Glen W. Bell was 86. May the oceans of heaven overfloweth with Baja Blast good sir. Say hi to the chihuahua for me. We had a thing.