“Lady Gaga Somehow Becomes Creative Director of Polaroid”

I feel like this one needs little explanation given the sheer “wait, what?” // “that’s brilliant” quality. Clearly the only cure nowadays for good ole Chapter 11 is the Fame Monster.

“Angry Customer Trashes McDonalds”

The video is linked above, but apparently this woman was unhappy with the way her sandwich was made and promptly treated this McDonald’s venue like it was her rock ‘n roll hotel room. She is still on the run. I repeat. She is still on the run.

“Howard Stern Sidekick Artie Lange Stabbed Himself With a 13-Inch Kitchen Knife”

This is incredibly sad. Though he’s currently recovering in the hospital, it seems as though the year of celebrity woes has continued into 2k10.

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TONIGHT

watch Texas beat ‘Bama.

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