JUSTIN BIEBER.

Just sayin. Look at that little Canadian G. He caused a mall riot for God’s sake. Who can resist the charm of a love ballad to us in sung with a feigned gangster persona. At any rate, maybe Usher will come with to cheer him along? We know what you’re thinking. His age? Don’t even fret over it. We were all fifteen once…

Then again, you should abide by the Golden Rule of hook-ups: your age divided by two plus seven. If they are that age or above you’re in  the ethical clear. Works every time. Except when they lie  (lying is not cool). But that’s why we have wikipedia for Mr. Vandersex Bieber.