HUPD Hustlin’: Knives and Substances at CGIS?
Posted by Graham Simpson on December 5, 2009 at 5:59 pm
It’s been a while, but here we are, hitting you with another HUPD Hustlin’. HUPD has been continuing to serve the University, protecting all of Harvard’s students. Of course, they continue to find humorous situations along the way: helping drunk doorbell ringers, showing up to deal with an “unwanted guest” in lecture who turned out to be the professor, stopping salad theft, and checking in on some strange activities in CGIS.
Ding Dong. “Hello, sorry to bother you at 4:00 a.m. Did I leave my clothes in your apartment? No? Wrong door I guess. Thanks anyway.”
11/6/09 4:19 AM – Peabody Terrace 10, 900 Memorial Drive – Suspicious Activity
Officers dispatched to a report of an individual ringing doorbells in the area. Officers arrived and located the individual who stated they left their belongings in their friend’s residence and could not remember which apartment their friend resided in. Officers located the individual’s friend and report the individual was now in possession of their belongings.
This must have been a pretty controversial debate at the Kennedy School if somebody called the police on the professor.
11/12/09 11:25 AM – Littauer KSG, 79 JFK St – Unwanted Guest
Officers dispatched to a report of a individual who started to address a class. Officers report the individual was a professor and the class was participating in a debate.
It doesn’t get weirder than ABP. Only at such an establishment could the last line of this report be penned.
11/14/09 7:09 PM – Au Bon Pain, 1360 Massachusetts Ave – Theft Report
Officer observed an individual exit the building with a salad. Officer was informed the individual did not pay for the item. Officer stopped the individual who stated they did not have any money to pay for the salad. The individual was run for wants/warrants with negative results and sent on their way with a trespass warning for Au Bon Pain. Officer took custody of the salad.
Weird couple of days at CGIS. Serisously, these stories are both pretty sketchy.
11/16/09 1:24 PM – CGIS-North – Suspicious Activity
Officers dispatched to a report of an individual sitting at a table in possession of a knife. Officers arrived and searched the building for the individual with negative results.
11/17/09 8:33 PM – CGIS North – Suspicious Activity
Officer dispatched to a report that an individual found a bag which contained another bag containing an unknown substance. Officer took custody of the bag.


Lol “Officer took custody of the salad.” He probably ate it I bet. Helluva job perk.