Harvard Haiku: Exam Edition
Posted by The Voice Staff on December 16, 2009 at 3:17 pm

This week, adding to our online anthology, some poems on the bitterness of a transient existence. Just remember that first of Four Noble Truths? “Life is suffering.”
Know why I am screwed?
900 pages to read.
Ugh, English Major.
Know why I’m not screwed?
I was done a week ago.
Yay for VES.
Procrastinating,
By writing haiku poems:
A dumb idea.
Fetal position.
I will take my exam in
Fetal position.

fetal position = SAMESIES