The Grapevine: You’ve Been Punch’d
Posted by The Voice Staff on September 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm

What exactly is in that?
Noice tries to keep you up to date in terms of Harvard gossip — whether it’s fact or fiction. So we bring you The Grapevine, in which we relay all the juicy bits we hear…uh, through the grapevine.
This week, Noice hears that punch season is well under way for final clubs. Punch season entails a process of receiving fancy wax-sealed invitations, showing up to soirees to mix and mingle with current members, and then probably being rejected.
Don’t know what a final club is? It’s okay. Most of Harvard doesn’t either.

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