Noice would like to present the first installment of our ongoing series called Bitchgrams: You Bitch, I Respond. In which you bitch and She Of The Ruthless Bitchgrams, Molly O’Donnell ’12, responds. Because honestly, we all have things we need to get off our chest and into the blogosphere. So send us your bitchgram today: thehvoicemail@gmail.com. As Shakespeare so aptly put it: The world is a stage, and all the men and women merely bitches.

"GTFO" says Blair and Chuck

And now, onward to our inaugural bitchgram!

Remember this?

From: Wei Gu <weigu11.fas.harvard.edu@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, Sep 25, 2009 at 5:20 AM
Subject: Urgent Discrimination and Administrative Misconducts in GSAS, Faculty of Arts and Sciences, Harvard University
To:

Dear friends,

I am very sorry for the interruption! My name is Wei and I am writing
to you to try to get your support for my endeavor to return to school
after suffering from significant discrimination and misconducts of
some professors and administration officers in GSAS, Faculty of Arts
and Sciences, Harvard University. It is difficult for a student to
fight against those discrimination and misconducts in a powerful
institution, but it is much easier for us to stand up and unite to
create a better academic environment for current and future students
and faculty members.

[...]

Yeah, we’re still a little confused, too. See our translation of this email and Bitchgrams’ response, after the jump.

TRANSLATED:

Dear Bitchgrams,

I’m so sad. I lost my mind and got kicked out. Drew Faust slapped me with her giant fingers and then they stole my puppy and took my grandma’s walker. Please help me by spamming administration.

- Crazytrain

BITCHGRAM:

LIS-ten,

You crazy. Leave your crazy out of our inboxes.

Love,
Bitchgrams